January 2012
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OMG, I CAN'T BREATHE.
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
reflecti0nleftintears:
Kasabian live is great way to start off the new year
December 2011
Kris Jenner: I'm going to teach you a new Spanish word every day from my Mexican heritage.
Scott Disick: You're Mexican?
Kris Jenner: No, but I've been there.
imthespiritofjazz:
edgysatsuma:
jazz-dalek:
moraniarty:
slashyking:
thecupisaportkey:
my wireless mouse is acting up
must be missing e
gif didn’t download fast enough
must be missing e
read more won’t work
must be missing e
dying alone
must be missing e
need to pee really badly even though I just peed about 5 minutes ago
must be missing e
Alone on tumblr on new years...
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob...
fuckyeaahfunniestposts:
onedizzle:
“It’s officially new years baby” I whispered seductively and leaned in to taste the sweet taste of computer screen
edsnudisco:
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
bigtimerussian:
rewearing the same outfit you wore yesterday because no one saw you yesterday
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
“You’ve got a face, I’ve got a face. It’s all gonna be alright”
– Noel Fielding (via idonttrustsheep)
derrybean:
As much as I despise American remakes of British programmes, I did look up the cast list for the American version of The Inbetweeners… Going by the American casts looks (3 of 4 cast members, anyway), I think I’ve figured out who is going to portray whom.
You’ve got the original Inbetweeners….
And now there’s the American Inbetweeners…
That guy playing Jay looks about 8...
get-in-my-tardis:
can’t decide who to kiss at new year lol. so many people want me